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**X-3** · 10-04-2008, 06:22 PM

Dr. Diet Thunder: Well, we better vote for Wario then. There's no choice.
???: NOT SO FAST.
DDT: Who speaks!?
???: It is I, the caped crusader, Lar-err, Mask de Koopa!
DDT: Mask de Koopa!? The one who saved President Churro from an assassination attempt!?
MaskdeKoopa: ...No, that was someone else.
DDT: ...the one who destroyed the servers of World of Mariocraft?
MdK: ...someone else...
DDT: Wait, are you the one who kidnapped the children!?
MdK: That was Wario.
DDT: Oh, yeah. What HAVE you done?
MdK: I fight crime. Have you noticed the crime drop rate?
DDT: Uh, no, not really...
MdK: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED.
DDT: Sorry. Anyway, why are you here?
MdK: I'm here...to report I have saved some of the children.
DDT: Really?
MdK: Really. I am Mask de Koopa, the caped crusader who moves quicker then that Sonic guy.
DDT: Incredible! How can we re-pay you!?
MdK: No need to. I'm already supported by Larry Koopa. Who supports me and my crime-stopping ways with...um...hydra cardboard! The most powerful cardboard! That Larry guy is pretty cool, which is why he's running for NC President.
DDT: Who the heck is Larry Koopa?
MdK: The Koopling who was the first boss of SMB3?
DDT: I thought that was Iggy.
MdK: You're thinking of SMW. Anyway, here are the children I saved!
Child1: I WANT MY MOMMY.
Child2: I WENT POOPOO IN MY DIAPER.
Child3: 'eh, why was I kidnapped!? I'm no child! I'm atleast 16!
DDT: Nice.
MdK: I'm not done yet. Wario split up the children into different groups! I must save all of the children! For I am Larr-er, Mask de Koopa! Huzzah!
*MdK leaps out window*
MdK: Also, Larry Koopa is awesomeeeeeeee!
DDT: I still don't know who this Larry guy is, but that Mask de Koopa guy was pretty cool. So, uh, who's children are these? Anyone want to take them?

...TO BE CONTINUED.

10-04-2008, 06:22 PM	#41
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,507 Thanks: 732 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Dr. Diet Thunder: Well, we better vote for Wario then. There's no choice. ???: NOT SO FAST. DDT: Who speaks!? ???: It is I, the caped crusader, Lar-err, Mask de Koopa! DDT: Mask de Koopa!? The one who saved President Churro from an assassination attempt!? MaskdeKoopa: ...No, that was someone else. DDT: ...the one who destroyed the servers of World of Mariocraft? MdK: ...someone else... DDT: Wait, are you the one who kidnapped the children!? MdK: That was Wario. DDT: Oh, yeah. What HAVE you done? MdK: I fight crime. Have you noticed the crime drop rate? DDT: Uh, no, not really... MdK: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED. DDT: Sorry. Anyway, why are you here? MdK: I'm here...to report I have saved some of the children. DDT: Really? MdK: Really. I am Mask de Koopa, the caped crusader who moves quicker then that Sonic guy. DDT: Incredible! How can we re-pay you!? MdK: No need to. I'm already supported by Larry Koopa. Who supports me and my crime-stopping ways with...um...hydra cardboard! The most powerful cardboard! That Larry guy is pretty cool, which is why he's running for NC President. DDT: Who the heck is Larry Koopa? MdK: The Koopling who was the first boss of SMB3? DDT: I thought that was Iggy. MdK: You're thinking of SMW. Anyway, here are the children I saved! Child1: I WANT MY MOMMY. Child2: I WENT POOPOO IN MY DIAPER. Child3: 'eh, why was I kidnapped!? I'm no child! I'm atleast 16! DDT: Nice. MdK: I'm not done yet. Wario split up the children into different groups! I must save all of the children! For I am Larr-er, Mask de Koopa! Huzzah! MdK leaps out window MdK: Also, Larry Koopa is awesomeeeeeeee! DDT: I still don't know who this Larry guy is, but that Mask de Koopa guy was pretty cool. So, uh, who's children are these? Anyone want to take them? ...TO BE CONTINUED. Last edited by X-3; 10-04-2008 at 06:34 PM.