| Mask de Koopa!
MdK: That's me!
Mushman: ...uh...why did you just yell out, "That's me!" all of a sudden.
MdK: Instinct.
MM: Right. Well, I can't let you touch these criminals!
MdK: Tsk, tsk Mushman.
MM: Huh?
MdK: You're not watching them: they're watching you! You are the demo-err, criminal.
MM: Wha? Since when?
MdK: You've been charged with the identity theft of the other Mushman.
MM: Gah! The one who hired me to watch these criminals!? No, wait, the one who hired the children to watch me!?
MdK: ...uh, yeah, that.
MM: My mind is blown.
MdK: Might as well make it easier for the children to watch you by switching places with them.
MM: Good idea!
*Mushman and the children switch places*
MM: Make sure I don't escape, children.
MdK: Well, um...they have to go somewhere else. So, you just stay here.
MM: Where do they have to go?
MdK: Um...coal mines! They have to go to the coal mines! The coal mines...that are under attack! They must stop the attackers!
MM: Well, I guess that makes some sense. I will make sure I don't leave.
MdK: Good. Mask de Koopa and children...away!
*Mask de Koopa's rolls away with children in a giant ball*
MM: That guy seems nice. Mask de Koopa, was it? Yeah, nic-oh, wait a minute! He tricked me! But I won't let him get away! Take this, you cage!
*Mushman starts punching the cage*
MdK: Mushman is a copyright of Mushman. That Mushman is then owned by Omega Mushman, creator of the mushvoid. Yeah.
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Wario: The Masked Koopa rescued another group!?
Mushman: Yeah, apparently Mushman couldn't protect it.
Wario: Stop talking in third person!
Mushman: I'm not.
Wario: Oh. |