| MM: Stop there, Mask de Koopa! MdK: I told you, these children have to go to the coal mines! MM: Not another word...evil doer! MdK: Seems like the truth has not reached you yet... MM: What? MdK: Mush Man...you have been chosen to sacrifice yourself to save the world. MM: Really? Woah. MdK: Yep, stand right there. I'll get the sacrificial tools. MM: Alright, be quick. Wario: We've got you now, Mask de Koopa! Go, Wario Lobster! *Wario Lobster falls from the sky, crushing Mush Man. Then it breaks* Wario: ...you're kidding me. MM: Sorry, sir. We needed money from the campaign, so we were unable to perfect the Wario Lobster. Wario: Ugh. --- MdK: Children! Distract him while I save the others! Some of you may be lost...but go do it! Silence: ... Child1: blahblahblah Child2: blahblahblah Child3: blahblahblah MdK: I've saved the children here! Lt's go, remaining children! Silence: ... --- Wario: That Mask de Koopa! He will never get past my last guard! Bwahahahahahah... |