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**X-3** · 10-07-2008, 03:49 PM

Wario: Great scott! Is Executrain running for office!?
Mushman: I dunno.
Wario: They might be spying on us for no apparent reason, trying to discover campaign secrets!
Mushman: Somehow, I doub-
Wario: No one asked you for your opinion! To the Wariocopter!
Mushman: We don't have a Wariocopter.
Wario What about a t-
Mushman: No thank either. We have a buggie, though.
Wario: Uh, I don't think I will, um...
Mushman: What?
Wario: I don't think...
Mushman: Just pit it out!
MdK: HE THINKS HE'S TOO FAT!
Wario: Well, yea-Mask de Koopa!?
Mushman: Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: Mask de Koopa!?
RandomChild: Mask de Koop-
Wario: Shut up! That's getting irritating. It was only funny when I did it.
Mushman: It was never funny.
Wario: ANYWAY, how did you find us, Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: That giant floating eye distracted you, while I sent a giant floating nose in.
Mushman: ...what?
Wario: Yeah, seriously? A nose? Couldn't you have sent another eye or something?
MdK: No. Stop criticizing me! Anyway, I'm here to save the children! Move it tubby, and ...um, tally!
Wario: I didn't know I was tall.
Mushman: He was talking about me.
MdK: No, I was talking about that thief over there. The really tall one.
Wario: A thief!? Go, Mushman!
Mushman: Bu-
Wario: GODSPEED.
*Mushman runs to where the thief is, while sighing*
MdK: Looks like I have to get past you...
*Wario rams into Mask de Koopa*
Wario: Haha! End of the line, Mask de Koopa!
MdK: Drats! Now what? What would bro do?
Roy: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!
MdK: ...alright!
*Mask de Koopa rises*
Wario: You done yet...?
MdK: Bro is retconned! But on my mask, within my shell, he continues to jam on!
Wario: Huh?
MdK: Shoveling a hole to pierce the underworld...even in my birth, I can shovel on. And if I can beak through, it's my victory!
Wario: Uh...what are you talking about?
MdK: Who the heck do you think I am? I'm Larry. Not my bro, Roy. I am myself! Larry the shoveler!
Wario: So, you're going to do this the hard way...Wario Ram!
*Wario tries to ram into Mask de Koopa, but is...stopped!?*
Mushman: That technique!
*Mask de Koopa throws two pairs of red glasses at Wario, somehow trapping him*
MdK: Mega...SHOVEL...SHATTERER!
*Mask de Koopa pulls out a huge shovel, and smashes it over Wario's head*
Wario: Ouch. *Wario collapses onto the floor*
Mushman: Um, that was...strange.
MdK: I'll be taking those children now...
---
And so, Mask de Koopa returned all of the children to their proper places. He disappeared, continuing his life of crime-halting...
...until he was sued by Gainax. He went to court for a few months, but the case was thrown out, and he continued fighting crime. And stuff.

10-07-2008, 03:49 PM	#51
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,507 Thanks: 732 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Wario: Great scott! Is Executrain running for office!? Mushman: I dunno. Wario: They might be spying on us for no apparent reason, trying to discover campaign secrets! Mushman: Somehow, I doub- Wario: No one asked you for your opinion! To the Wariocopter! Mushman: We don't have a Wariocopter. Wario What about a t- Mushman: No thank either. We have a buggie, though. Wario: Uh, I don't think I will, um... Mushman: What? Wario: I don't think... Mushman: Just pit it out! MdK: HE THINKS HE'S TOO FAT! Wario: Well, yea-Mask de Koopa!? Mushman: Mask de Koopa!? MdK: Mask de Koopa!? RandomChild: Mask de Koop- Wario: Shut up! That's getting irritating. It was only funny when I did it. Mushman: It was never funny. Wario: ANYWAY, how did you find us, Mask de Koopa!? MdK: That giant floating eye distracted you, while I sent a giant floating nose in. Mushman: ...what? Wario: Yeah, seriously? A nose? Couldn't you have sent another eye or something? MdK: No. Stop criticizing me! Anyway, I'm here to save the children! Move it tubby, and ...um, tally! Wario: I didn't know I was tall. Mushman: He was talking about me. MdK: No, I was talking about that thief over there. The really tall one. Wario: A thief!? Go, Mushman! Mushman: Bu- Wario: GODSPEED. Mushman runs to where the thief is, while sighing MdK: Looks like I have to get past you... Wario rams into Mask de Koopa Wario: Haha! End of the line, Mask de Koopa! MdK: Drats! Now what? What would bro do? Roy: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you! MdK: ...alright! Mask de Koopa rises Wario: You done yet...? MdK: Bro is retconned! But on my mask, within my shell, he continues to jam on! Wario: Huh? MdK: Shoveling a hole to pierce the underworld...even in my birth, I can shovel on. And if I can beak through, it's my victory! Wario: Uh...what are you talking about? MdK: Who the heck do you think I am? I'm Larry. Not my bro, Roy. I am myself! Larry the shoveler! Wario: So, you're going to do this the hard way...Wario Ram! Wario tries to ram into Mask de Koopa, but is...stopped!? Mushman: That technique! Mask de Koopa throws two pairs of red glasses at Wario, somehow trapping him MdK: Mega...SHOVEL...SHATTERER! Mask de Koopa pulls out a huge shovel, and smashes it over Wario's head Wario: Ouch. Wario collapses onto the floor Mushman: Um, that was...strange. MdK: I'll be taking those children now... --- And so, Mask de Koopa returned all of the children to their proper places. He disappeared, continuing his life of crime-halting... ...until he was sued by Gainax. He went to court for a few months, but the case was thrown out, and he continued fighting crime. And stuff.