Wink Smiley: We're here with Hawkmouth for his electorial speech. And because we want nothing but the truth, my assistant will be attaching a lie detector to our canditate.
Mallow: Where do you put these electrodes?
Hawkmouth: *BBTTZZAAPP* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wink: Uh, don't worry. We'll just edit that out. Anywho, let's go to Hawkmouth for some questions. Mr. Mouth, why did you decide to run for president?
Hawkmouth: Well, Wink, that's a good question. I guess it was because my good friend, Goombario, inspired me. Why don't we turn the camera his way for a second.
Goombario: HI GOOMAMA! I'M ON TV! YOUR LITTLE BOY'S A STAR! I'M SO HAPPY, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY--
Wink: OK, that's enough of that. So, what do you plan to do about updates, Hawkmouth?
Hawkmouth: Well, as you know, Jay's currently in college, which means he's too busy partying to update. However, under my planned "Project Potluck", the wonderful community of VGF can contribute to Neglected Mario Characters.
Wink: That's great!
Goombario: HEY, IS THIS STILL ON? HEY, MOM, ARE YOU WATCHING?
Wink: GET THIS KID AWAY FROM HERE!
Mallow: Yes, sir.
Wink: Now, I have one more question that I'm sure our viewers at home have been wondering for years: How do you fly?
Hawkmouth: Well, Wink, I--
Wink: Oh, I'm sorry, that's all the time we have! Tune in to the Wink Smiley Show next week as we interview Mask de Koopa and Wario!