*Waluigi walks into the Subconian hut and sighs*
Waluigi: Not much activity here it seems. *reads through some campaign flyers* Seriously, you'd think that a presidential election would drum up more interest. *reads some of the private files* Yes, this should do nicely. *Does a runner with the files*
(Waluigi is snooping around for the NC Election Boredcast. Subcon Primaries are first up
And yes, all the candidates here will be featured)