| LARRY ISSUES A STATEMENT.
"My opponent is desperate for votes. He has blasted campaign ads everywhere. But what has he promised NC Land? Not much. He's just talking about what he's done in the past. As much as I like the past, the future is even more important! Here are some promises of mine. One, Mario will be deported for good! I promise you this! He'll resist, and it'll take eventual force, but we can do it! Second, free KFC. This will be possible with new, chicken creating robot technology. To balance this free food...new weight-loss programs! Also, we'll totally shoot a laser and take out the warship battlefortress that occasionally blocks the sun. That thing is annoying. You're welcome to vote for whoever you wish, remember that. Personally, though, I think I'm a great decision.
Also, that picture of Wario was totally stolen from the 2003 Q-movie, "Peekay Rockin". I've seen that movie before." |