| The Bedrock we all know is long gone, in fact, its been gone for thousands probably millions, heck I'm not surprised if it were billions of years. Where it once was is now Hollywood, where I'm on a scyscraper with a sniper rifle aiming at Hannah Montana while Goblin Ninja was trying to coax me out of assassinating her
Goblin Ninja: Come on, Gamefiend, is this really nessesary? She's not that bad.
GF7:I don't care. Ever since I killed Zack and Cody I got a thirst for crappy Disney celebrity blood.
Goblin Ninja: But haven't you learned your lesson with Zack and Cody? If celeberties go down, the fans will hunt you down like wolves and tear you apart. Its a miracle you got out of that mess alive.
GF7:Shut up! I got her right where I want her...
I aim the sniper rifle right between the eyes. Hannah, talking on the phone was blissfully unaware of her imminent death. Slowly I pull the trigger...Then all of a sudden something flies up in between and takes the hit. Hannah screams and runs away.
GF7:<insert swear word here>!!!
Goblin Ninja:What the heck was that?!
the object falls right in front of me, its VGA! or at least it was VGA.
GF7:Thats twice he foiled my plans of Disney Cleansing... Oh well at least I gave him a nice headshot. Hey the Thingy! *takes Thingy and warps to Scrap Brain Zone* |