| My opponent claims I mix reality and NC; but the truth is, I bring my unique talents to the election, and then he complains about them.
He claims I copied him, when I have in fact, never read his old ads. User-designed shorts were not my idea, anyway, and if I misrepresented myself as being mine, then I apologize.
Let us reject this person who doesn't know what a good election is and continue back with what we were doing.
*clears throat*
Avast! Wario's huge image may make him look important, but beware--it could fall and crush us all!
Beware, voters, for if elected president, he will make even more huge signs... which could fall and crush people!
I, being more responsible, pledge to avoid such tomfoolery. I will only make safe signs, which will never weigh so much as to accidentally crush a Goomba!
*Trails off*
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