| Summoner: I summon thee...Shinji!
pew pew
Shinji: Ugh, I feel sick.
Summoner: Shut up and go fight Omega Zero.
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Omega Zero: I punch the floor, fireballs come out, dodododo.
Shinji: Um, could you stop that?
Omega Zero: Grr...14-year old. Your kind really ticks me off. Going around, having sex, getting pregnant, raising a child...you damn teenagers!
Shinji: M-me, have sex!?
OZ: I'll wipe you out right now, meatbag!
*Shinji puts on Unit-02 suit*
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Omega Zero
versus
Shinji
Command?
ATTACK(WEAPON: KNIFE)
DEFEND
SWITCH WEAPON(OTHER WEAPON: GUN)
RUN
??? GAUGE: 0 |