| You walk into Target and ask why their "armor" and "boots" don't have stats with them.
...And after you get a strange look, attempt to sell them your "basic sword" and "red potion".
...And finally, after being arrested for weapons violations, attempt to escape jail by first walking into every wall to make sure they are not fake, crawling under the bed to look for keys, mashing the "a" button to see if the guards will talk to you, and lastly touching everything in the room to see if it is a switch. |