| The President was nearly killed in his visit to New Pork City by a mad, hungry man. Police say that the attempted murder was being attempted by a man people call, "Wario". We interviewed his neighbors:
"We-a went to school together. We were-a best friends. Can't believe he'd a-do this." - Mario Mario, Friend of Arrested
"He always seemed like a weird guy to me. Always looking at me and my friend." -Lucas, Neighbor of Arrested
"The aura...was not strong with him." Lucario, Local Church Minister
The president was visiting to discuss environmental problems created by the flying city. More as the story develops. |