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Old 04-18-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
Mallow-teh-Marshmellow
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Top 5 wimpiest Characters

Yes, I have decided to give you the 5 most wimpy characters. Deal with it. :P

5: LUIGI

For god's sake, how could you not put him in this list? "He's a coward,sure,but he saves Mario more than once!" Is that what you're thinking? Well, I agree. But when Luigi get's jumpy when he see's DeDeDe's Waddle Dee (in the Subspace plot of SSBB), you have to think about how much of a wimp he is... Also, he's scared of Boo Mario, who has that obvious red hat THAT HAS A ****ING "M" ON IT.

4: TOAD

Now that I think about it, why didn't I put him lower? He's mostly the second most kid-napped character,next to Peach. What does Peach see in them? One such case in SMG, almost EVERY FREAKING TOAD AT THE FESTIVAL is turned into a crystal. On the airships? Crystals. Boss Battles? Crystals. In the galaxy with the boos? Floating around in their ship and screaming about Luigi. By the way, why don't they JUST ROCKET TO THE HOUSE? That reminds me...

3: PEACH

The most kid-napped character in the Mario universe. Why didn't I put her lower? Because of these last two saps...

2:TUBBA BLUBBA

Poor guy. He was bullied by Boos so much, Bowser cut out his heart. ): The reason he ranked 2 is because with his heart, he's a complete push-over. When someone tries to act all tough, you know deep inside they're scared of you.

1: MALLOW

Surprised? Yeah, thought not. Mallow has the most memorable quotes in Super MaRPGio, includign his shout-out to Bruce Lee. He's a cry baby, and he's also A CLOUD/MARSHMELLOW THING. However, I made him my Username CUS I WANTED TO. Anyway, he's supposed to be some prince thing-a-majiggy, but he ain't ruleing anything with his sensitive nature.
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