I have Saddy Dumpington from Strong Sad's folk tale come in and tell them something "great"
Saddy Dumpington:You have no future, you'll all end up dead or in prison in the end. Isn't that great?!
They all cry and run away. I pick up the Thingy they dropped.
Thank's Saddy.
Saddy Dumpington:No problem, and guess what... You'll end up getting killed some brutal way and have the Thingy taken from your carcass in just a matter of hours. Isn't that great?!
GF7:Uhh.... *looks around nervously* I'll be going now. *looks around again with obvious paranoia then runs to the Absolutely Safe Capsule:
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