but just in case you haven't (I love it), here we go:
A bear and a rabbit are walking through a forest when they encounter a golden frog, which then tells them that they each have three wishes.
Bear: I wish every other bear in this forest was female.
Wish granted.
Rabbit: I wish I had a helmet.
Wish granted.
Bear: I wish every other bear in this entire country was female.
Wish granted.
Rabbit: I wish I had a motorcycle.
Wish granted.
Bear: I wish every other bear in the entire world was female.
Last wish for Bear granted.
Golden Frog: Rabbit, what is your final wish?
The rabbit ponders this for a moment and quickly mutters....
Rabbit: I wish the bear was gay.
Rabbit then zooms off on his motorcycle.
Poor bear...
Am I right?