| Up on one of my troop transports I'm standing out the exit hatch GF7:Hehehehe and now I'll make my dramatic entrance and sky dive in front of the entrance. Battle Droid #362:*notices something wrong* Uhh, sir. I dont think you should... GF7:Mabey they'll like me so much they'll give me a discount of 100% off all my meals! BD#362:Sir, your parachute is... GF7:The ticket to winning a free meal and the hearts of many potential fangirls! I then jump off without hearing whatever that battle droid had to warn me about. I then pull the ripcord and out comes out a swarm of moths GF7:NOOOOOOOOO! My moth collection! Wait if thats my moth collection where's my...*looks down and realizes I'm still falling without a parachute* O_O;; Meanwhile at the entrance JB:Hehehehehehehe *Holds parachute in hands gleefully* Sgt. Anonymous "Jailbreaker" Blob you are a genius. Wait what's that sound? Strange sound:............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JB:*looks up* OH SHI- CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHH HHHHHHHHHH! GF7:Ohhhhh.... my back...*takes shard of shattered icicle out of back* good thing I landed on... what did I land I stand up and notice Jailbreaker lying unconcious GF7:Oh its only Jailbreaker. Anyway I wonder how much damage that ice caused.*Checks HP Bar* HP:[||--------------------------------] GF7:*gulp* I'm gonna be needing an E-Drink and a Double Grilled Cheese STAT!*runs inside* Casheer:Hey, you! Your that guy who made that dramatic entrance right? GF7:Yeah? Casheer:I like you, you can have your next meal for free. Fangirl:OMG! You're so hot!*glomps* GF7:-_oV NOTE:I still have the Thingy Last edited by Infernal Dragoon; 07-18-2009 at 07:17 PM. |