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| - Frequently wears black clothing. |
Well, I have lots of black T-shirts.
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| - Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. |
I wouldn't call myself a religious person, but I also wouldn't call myself a Satanist. I pray when I feel I've done something really wrong, but I can't stand Gospel. And sports are overrated.
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| - Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) |
I do this, but because I raised to give myself a concussion, gnaw off my fingers, or gouge out an artery with a car key before I complained somebody was doing something that was driving me insane, such as loudly popping their gum.
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- Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
- Spends large amounts of time alone. |
Well, I don't have a lot of friends, so all I can really do IS spend large amounts of time alone.
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| - Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) |
This one is just a pile of bull. Everybody has one of those days where they want nothing more than to be left the hell alone. I had one today, myself.
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| - Eats excessively or too little. |
I'm not much of an eater. Now, I love a good meal, such as. But around the house, most of my meals consist of a bag of chips and a bottle of refrigerated water. Why I only weight 150 is beyond me.
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| - Eats goth- related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (Count Chocula makes you communicate with the devil) |
This one's just hilarious.
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- Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
- Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
- Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. |
That's me right there. I guess any real game can be said to have violence in it.
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| - Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. |
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