What really threw me was the last question:
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43. I would really like to have more success with women and dating and would be interested to learn about the "secret psychology" of attraction and specific techniques that guys who are successful with women use.
</font>- Yes! I'd love to receive free information that teaches me how to be more successful with women from DoubleYourDating.com</font>
- No thanks, I'm already successful with women and dating</font>
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Anyways, here's my scientifically-obtained reading (the 'contrary to popular myth' was the kicker):
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Ace, the brightest color in your aura is White
Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having White as your brightest color means that the seventh layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have an exceptional love for life, which stems from your deep connection to the universe. You're an open channel of energy from the universe, and this infuses your aura with a divine energy. |
Of course, the obvious question is 'why isn't there a Black aura?':
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| Having Black as your 'brightest' color means that no layers of your aura are vibrant. You have an exceptional distaste for all things living, which stems from divine energy forever abandoning your soul to the aether. In short, your entire being is a shallow mockery of life, an eternally pallid maelstrom of desolation in an endless sea of putrid ichor. Sleep only offers only a temporary respite; death is the only cure. |