 11-06-2009, 08:42 PM | #30 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender:  Posts: 7,116 Thanks: 641 Thanked 359 Times in 235 Posts | Quote: Originally Posted by Random User  A doctor comes to see his patient and says "I have bad news, and I have worse news." So the patient asks "What`s the bad news?" and the doctor replies, "You`re going to die in 24 hours." The patient asks, "How could it get any worse?" The doctor then says, "I`ve been trying to contact you since yesterday." | Where's the pun? |
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