[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Originally Posted by Dhampir

Yes, aspartame burns holes in your brain, or something to that effect. And aluminum cans are lined with sealants that act as estrogen analogs, thereby unnaturally feminizing men and women.

SWEET GOD BE JOKING

^ The cans are what Coke often comes in, so it is somewhat related.

BUT SERIOUSLY DAMN WTF