[Alichino]

ALICHINO
Species: Demon
Gender: Male
Age: Thirty millenia
Height: 2'4"
Weight: 22.1 lbs
Elemental Attunement: Dark/Fire
Known special abilities: Conjuring, illusions, teleportation, cunning, acrobatics, flight, proficient in Fire and Dark magicks

Physical Description: Alichino is a wee, impish looking demon.His skin is leathery and maroon, with short horns, a pointed ears, a long, crooked nose, green cat-like eyes, a pointed goatee, a grinning mouth filled with daggerish teeth, leathery bat wings, and a two-foot long tail with a spade on the end. His garb is that of a circus clown, baggy, black-and-white in a harlequin color scheme, and replete with pompoms and ruffles. His shoes are curled at the toes, with jingle bells shaped like skulls on them. He also wears white gloves and a two-belled fool's cap, with the same color scheme as the rest of his outfit. He is rarely, if ever seen without his ball, which is red in coloration with a cartoony skull pattern. Alichino boasts that it is "unpoppable", and indeed, it does not seem to to take any damage from abuse with fire, sharp objects, blunt objects, extreme pressure, or anything.

History: Alichino is one of Hell's Court Jesters, a band of tricksters whose duty it is to entertain the assembly of demonic entities running Hell, by torturing souls and each other in strange and grotesque displays of slapstick. Alichino was the greatest among his number, but overstepped his bounds by throwing a banana cream pie at Satan, which earned him torture for all time. However, being a wily thing indeed, Alichino somehow managed to escape from Hell. The details on his escape are sketchy, but they seem to involve sodomy, a rubber duck, food stamps, the lunar eclipse, and a cage full of telemarketers.

Personality: Alichino loves nothing more than to trick people and push their buttons until they fly into an uncontrollable rage, regardless of the consequences. He is boastful and has an air of showmanship around him, and is quite likely to ham it up during fights, regardless of wether there is an audience or not. He is, however, just as quick to anger as he is to provoke it, and often makes poor judgements in the throes of rage.

Magical Capabilities: Alichino can pull any number of already-existing objects from thin air. It is believed that these objects are stored in a dimensional pocket that can only be accessed by those who know where it is. He is also proficient in Fire and Dark magicks, and often uses them in conjunction, with mixed results.

Known Methods Of Attack
Honk If You Like Pain, HONK HONK: Alichino pulls out a small red bicycle horn. He squeezes it ever so gently, and a cacophonious din of over 200 decibels rends the air. Alichino makes sure to put on some earmuffs before squeezing.

Have A Ball: Alichino bends it like Beckham and kicks his ball at a foe in ways that would make a Brazillian soccer champ green with envy. While not particularly lethal, or even physically damaging, the continued PTHOOMP PTHOOMP PTHOOMP is annoying, at the very least.

Fire Eater: Alichino pulls out a can of gasoline and a torch. He drinks the gasoline, and belches his nasty gas breath into the torch, creating a flaming cloud of... Flame. Now that's a spicy meatball...!

Big Things Come In Small Packages: Alichino materializes a small, ringbox-sized package, usually pink, and tied up with a red bow. He sets it down gently, waiting for an opponent to approach. There is a fifty-fifty chance that it will either be something wondrous or something horrible.