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Old 12-09-2009, 09:08 PM   #39
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WHY WON'T SOMEONE COME BEFORE ME?!

OoC: wtf, there's what, 3 people on my team and no one posted. I'm not even sure if my army breaks any rules or not.

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From over the hill came an evil laugh. It wasn't a deep voice, or a crazy sounding voice either, it was more of a....child's voice. Despite that, the laugh obviously showed the years of practice that went into it, so obviously no real child would laugh like that. Regardless on top of a hill of the castle was a young man with no shirt, short blue hair, though he had long strands of hair long enough to be pushed over his head. A long, somewhat torn Red scarf is tied around his neck, matching the color of his shorts, shoes, and eyes. Around his arms are gold bracelets, with decorative "x's" on them. To his left is a girl about the same age with Pink pigtails and suggestive black clothing sitting on top of a blue penguin that looked like a doll. To his right is another girl with long blond hair wearing a white coat and a red hairband that bears a resemblance to rabbit's ears, matching the unitard under the coat and high-heels. The girl on the left speaks up. "When your done laughing like an utter buffoon, maybe you could tell us why we're in this alternate human world?"

The boy turns to darker looking of the two women. "I do not laugh like a buffoon!" says the boy. "Besides, isn't an Overlord supposed to accept any challenge?". "But, Laharl..." says the girl on the right "You haven't been challenged. Especially not by anyone here. It looks like such a nice place." "That's because you don't know about this castle!" says Laharl "In the past, this place has been conquered over and over by invading armies. Recently though, it's been occupied by a more powerful human." "Now, how would you know about that?" says Etna. Laharl only smirks and says "I have my sources." Flonne immediately speaks up "You heard it from that Silver Prinny! I remember him talking about a castle and-". Laharl glares at Flonne, quickly silencing her, "Who gives a damn about sources? The point I'm trying to get across is that this castle itself is a challenge!" Both Etna and Flonne stare at Laharl after he utters this statement, Etna's stare being one of annoyance, while Flonne's stare is more out of amazement. "Yyyyeah....How is this a challenge?" says Etna. "Hmph. Etna, for an Overlord's Vassal, you sure seem out of the loop about how I do things." Etna stares at the castle for a second, before she answering "Oh I get it. You issued this challenge to yourself." "That's right!" says Laharl "This castle is just asking to get conquered, and who better to do so then yours truly!"

"I guess I'll call the army and start this thing." says Etna. She taps the Prinny under her, who pulls out a button. Etna quickly stomps on the button, and uses it to jump off the Prinny, who falls over. Almost immediately a large blue portal opens and about 48 Prinnies pop out, one standing in front wearing a Red Scarf. This is followed by a 40 Swordsmen, 25 Archers, and 10 Mages, 2 of Fire, 2 of Ice, 2 of Wind, 2 of Star, and 2 Clerics. These are followed by three people, one being a man in a space suit, a hot babe, and an Egg shaped Robot. "FOR THE NETHERWORLD!" says Thursday, the Robot. "Hmph." Says the Spacesuit man, Gordon "I can't believe he's using me, The Defender of Earth, like a lowly soldier!" "Aw, cheer up." says Jennifer, the babe "if everything goes smoothly, Harley may just promote you." "I don't want that!" says Gordon "Nothing would be more detestable then helping that demon anymore than I already have!" "ARE YOU THREE JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND CHIT-CHAT?!" yells Laharl. "You get to marching, or I may just have you clean the ash off the castle walls!". Upon hearing this, the three "Defenders of Earth" run off. "So, you're going to storm the castle with such a small army?" says Etna. "Ha! This is just the first wave!" responds Laharl "Just keep that beacon from being destroyed, and everything will go according to plan."

Laharl of course refers to the button the Prinny was holding. The Prinny quickly gets back up and starts to spin in place.

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