[Luigiman7]

A bear walked into the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender refused, saying, "I don't serve bears here!"

The bear kept on asking, and the bartender always had the same response. Very soon, the bear became very sick of asking and pointed to a blonde lady at the other end of the counter. "Look," said the bear. "If you don't get me a beer, I'll eat her!"

The bartender still responded, "I don't serve bears here," so the pissed-off bear killed the blonde and messily devoured her. "Now get me a beer," he growled.

The bartender said, "I don't serve bears here, and especially addicts!"

"What?!" growled the bear. "I've never taken drugs!"

The bartender responded, "Yes, you just did! That's a bar bitch you ate."