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Zaden · 01-08-2010, 08:05 PM

An obese man walks into a weight management center. He goes to the receptionist and asks, "I'm eating all the right stuff, but I'm still overweight. What should I do?"

"You need to have an exercise plan. Would you like a personal trainer?"

"That would be great."

"Ok, step into the room on your right."

The man walks into the room. There is a sofa in the middle of the room and a door on the other side. A very lean, gorgeous woman with a sweatband walks in from the other door.

"Alright! This is day one." said the woman, "If you can catch me, you can make out with me. You have 1 hour."

The obese man chased the beautiful trainer around the room for an hour, never able to catch her.

He returned the next day.

"You know what to do?" the receptionist asked.

"Yes I do!" he said, walking into room on the right again.

He remembered the day before, how the trainer would make laps around the sofa to avoid him. He pushed the sofa to the side of the room.

With this out of the way, I can easily trap her in the corner! he thought.

"Are you ready?" This time the voice came from a speaker in the ceiling.

"OK, bring her in!" the man said.

An eight foot gorilla came into the room.

"This is day two." the voice said, "by the way, if he catches you, he's gonna make out with you..."

01-08-2010, 08:05 PM	#7
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Personal Trainer An obese man walks into a weight management center. He goes to the receptionist and asks, "I'm eating all the right stuff, but I'm still overweight. What should I do?" "You need to have an exercise plan. Would you like a personal trainer?" "That would be great." "Ok, step into the room on your right." The man walks into the room. There is a sofa in the middle of the room and a door on the other side. A very lean, gorgeous woman with a sweatband walks in from the other door. "Alright! This is day one." said the woman, "If you can catch me, you can make out with me. You have 1 hour." The obese man chased the beautiful trainer around the room for an hour, never able to catch her. He returned the next day. "You know what to do?" the receptionist asked. "Yes I do!" he said, walking into room on the right again. He remembered the day before, how the trainer would make laps around the sofa to avoid him. He pushed the sofa to the side of the room. With this out of the way, I can easily trap her in the corner! he thought. "Are you ready?" This time the voice came from a speaker in the ceiling. "OK, bring her in!" the man said. An eight foot gorilla came into the room. "This is day two." the voice said, "by the way, if he catches you, he's gonna make out with you..."