[Luigiman7]

The national sport in Haiti used to be soccer, now it's squash.

Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed.

Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks.

Ever have Haitian drinking water? Neither have they.

James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken... not stirred."

What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti?
A Shake 'N Bake!

Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic? We were sad about the Titanic.

What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday? Dead parents.

Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs? Haiti

Anyone know where Haiti is? I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate.

Did you hear about the new Haitian boy-band? They're called "New Blocks On The Kids"

'I know how the Haitians feel.... last time I had 7 aftershocks I couldn't find my house either!'