| I teleport behind you and push you off the Empire State Building. I take the Thingy, teleport to where Wario and Waluigi are, and proceed to kill them both. I then find Bowser, Shadow, Eggman, Ganondorf, K. Rool, and King Dedede, and kill them as well, so that if/when Gamefiend comes back to life, he won't have them to help him out. Satisfied, I decide to use the Thingy to help mankind, and teleport to my lab. Using the Thingy, I find a cure for cancer and AIDS, and share my discoveries with the science world, where I am hailed as a hero. |