At my asteroid base I was sitting in the command chair brooding over how I haven't found the Thingy in weeks. Suddenly a large chunk of ice smashes through the ceiling and right into the floor in front of me.
GF7:ZOMGBBQPITS! *hides behind command chair*
Battle Droid#273:See, this is what happens when you put a base in the middle of a chaotic asteroid field, something is bound to collide with the-
GF7:Shut up! I get it already! *walks to the crater and picks up ice block* I wonder what I should do with this...
HK9000 (a fusion of HK47 and Hal9000):Perhaps we should fire it to earth
GF7:Sounds like a plan!
I take my Interdictor Star Destroyer to Earth's orbit and I fire the ice block out of the warhead launcher to Earth where it lands near cuba. Me and HK9000 go to where it landed and find Rampage with the ice block stuck in his head.
GF7: Didn't see this coming.
HK9000:Actually I calculated this would happen.
GF7:Thats a surprise...*notices Thingy in hand* Hey the Thingy! Sweet! *takes it and lifts it over head Zelda Style*
HK9000:Hey whats that in the ice block?
GF7:Hmmm..... *sees VGA in Iceblock* Haha! Well VGA, I didn't think you would ever, in a million years, help me get the Thingy. *pats frozen VGA* Ahhh Irony never tasted so sweet. Lets go HK9000, while we're at Cuba we can get some Cuban cigars
HK9000:Why would you need those? Your a reploid, you can't smoke if you don't have lungs.
GF7:Exactly, that means I don't get lung cancer!
Let's go! *takes HK9000 with him*