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"Hey guys! I cut off my arms. I'm using my nose to type this."
"You idiot! You shouldn't have cut off your arms!"
"Nah, man, seriously, my life has gotten much better after cutting off my arms. They were always getting in the way."
"You know, arms are useful. People are 67% more efficient with arms."
"Yeah, he's right. I have arms, and I use them all the time!"
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