Okay, this thread made me want to play some Final Fantasy, but since my PS and XBox games are still AWOL, my choices were limited to I and II.
When
gained a level, I swear to several deities it said, "HP Up, Intelligence Down".
Double-U Tee Heck? How can intelligence go down? What's that supposed to mean, he's getting dumber?
Val, your [R2-D2 playing guitar] avatar is totally win.