Septerra Core
WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!?! A NON-SQUARE-ENIX CONSOLE STYLE RPG?!? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS-IT SUCKS OR HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM SQUARE-ENIX BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT THIS GAME MIGHT BE GOOD!! BECAUSE IT'S NOT SQUARE, IT SUCKS!! SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS!!!
FIRST OFF, THERE IS THE GRAPHICS. WHAT THE HECK KIND OF GRAPHICS ARE THESE?! THEY SUCK!! SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!! THIS GAME WAS MADE IN 1999 AND I'M USING TODAY'S XBOX STANDARDS!! AND I THESE WERE SQUARE-ENIX, I WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE GRAPHICS BUT THEY SUCK!! THEY SUCK THEY SUCK THEY SUCK!!!
AND THEN THERE'S THE STORYLINE. THERE'S A STUPID PLANET CALLED SEPTERRA THAT'S 7 SHELLS ORBITING AN IMMENSE COMPUTER CONNECTED BY A BIO-ORGANIC SPINE AND THE CREATOR WANTS TO GIVE MAN HIS POWER, SO EVERY 50 FREAKIN' YEARS, THE SHELLS LINE UP AND A PIECE OF SUNLIGHT BEAMS DOWN AND PIERCES THE CORE AND THEN THE TWIN KEYS COULD BE USED TO INHERIT THE CREATOR'S POWER. EVENTUALLY, A STUPID DAEMON (THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL DEMON RIGHT!!! THEY SUCK!!!!) GRABS AHOLD OF THE KEYS SO SOME IDIOT WHO'S THE CREATOR'S SON KILLS HIM AND HIDES THEY KEYS AND SAYS THAT MAN IS NOT READY FOR THE POWER, BUT EVENTUALLY, MAN WILL HAVE TO INHERIT HIS POWER BECAUSE SOME STUPID SEPHIROTH WANNABE (HE QUALIFIES AS A SEPHIROTH WANNABE BECAUSE I SAY SO!!! DESPITE BEING NOT AT ALL LIKE SEPHIROTH AND HAVING BLACK HAIR, HE IS AUTOMATICALLY A SEPHIROTH WANNABE!!!) WANTS TO INHERIT THE IDIOT'S POWER AND RULE THE WORLD!! HARDLY ANYTHING IS STOLEN FROM FINAL FANTASY 7, BUT I SAY IT AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFIES AS BEING STOLEN FROM FINAL FANTASY 7 AND THE 1% THAT'S NOT STOLEN FROM FINAL FANTASY 7 SUCKS!! IT SUCKS!!
THE MAGIC SUCKS!! TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!
THE BATTLE SYSTEM SUCKS!!! I ONLY FOUGHT ONCE AND I HATE IT!! IT SUCKS I TELL YOU!! IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS!! IT'S ALSO A RIPOFF OF CHRONO TRIGGER BECAUSE SOME OF YOUR PLAYERS CAN ATTACK ALL ENEMIES IN A LINE AND YOU CAN SEE THE ENEMIES AND CAN CHOOSE TO APPROACH THEM OR NOT!! IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS!!!
AND ONE OTHER THING-YOU HAVE 9 PARTY MEMBERS AND YOU CAN ONLY USE 3 OF THEM!! THAT SUCKS MAN!! SURE-FINAL FANTASY 6 HAD 14 AND YOU COULD ONLY USE 4 AND CHRONO CROSS HAD ABOUT 40 BUT THIS STILL SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT SQUARE!! IT SUCKS IT SUCKS!! SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
THE MUSIC IS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!! IT'S JUST BLOODY RECYCLED!! IT SUCKS IT SUCKS IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
AND IN THE 5 MINUTES I PLAYED OF THIS GAME, THERE WAS NO BLOOD AT ALL! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A DROP OF BLOOD!! (**Septerra Core doesn't really have any blood**) FINAL FANTASY 7 DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY BLOOD BUT IT STILL RULES BECAUSE IT IS SQUARESOFT!!! THIS GAME SUCKS!! SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS GOT-DANGIT!! IT SUCKS!!
IN THE 5 MINUTES I PLAYED OF THIS GAME, I HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!! IT'S NOTHING BUT A FINAL FANTASY 7 RIPOFF!! SEPTERRA CORE SUCKS I TELL YOU!! SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!! IF THIS GAME WAS SQUARESOFT, I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT BUT IT'S NOT SO IT AUTOMATICALLY SUCKS!! DON'T PLAY THIS GAME AT ALL!! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
...I think I went a little overboard there...