*Spends money*
Other guy: "Hey! How'd you get all that money?"
"I robbed a bank-NO, too violent. I found it all and I turned it into the police and after 30 days, I could leagally claim it!"
*Scene: At a pool*
Me: "Well, I only need to put some sunscreen on my body." *Takes of shirt*
4kids director: "CUT!! He has no shirt! Fix that!! Take two!"
Me: "Well, time to jump in the pool with my shirt on!" *Jumps in pool* |