Spiderman 2...
SPOILERS
...sucked. Really. At least compared to the first one. Compared to the first, it sucked really bad.
Ok, before you kill me, I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny, and the action was awesome. The action scenes were some of the best ever.
BUT
FOR DEAR LORD, The romance in that movie was the absolute worst and corniest thing I've ever seen. It was so FRIGGEN annoying.
MJ:"Oh, do you love me, Peter."
PP:"I don't know if I love you."
MJ:"But I know that you love me."
PP:"But I don't know if I know if I love you."
MJ:"But I know that you know that you really love me."
PP:"I'm not sure if I'm sure I know I'm ready to love you."
MM:"I love someone else, but I'm sure that you know that I know that you know that you love me."
PP:"But I have to be Spiderman now. I'm an IDIOT who has to many problems and doesn't realize that a HOT girl is in front of me who wants me BAD."
MJ:"Oh wait, I'm getting married to someone else."
PP:"Oh poo, I'm sad now."
MJ:"Oh wait, I don't want to marry him, I love you."
PP:"But I don't know if I know if I can love you."
(Continue until Peter Parker SOMEHOW gets the girl ANYWAY, in spite of the fact that he was a complete JERK and IDIOT through the ENTIRE MOVIE)
The dialogue in that movie completely SUCKED. It was so bad, it started to just be funny. It was so terrible. My God, it was like watching the terrible love scenes in Star Wars Episode II.
So...yeah...that's what I thought. Oh, and I don't think they could have made it any more OBVIOUS that they want to make a DAMN SEQUEL.
Oh, and what's the deal with everyone knowing that he's Spiderman now. Doesn't that, like, ruin the whole point if everyone knows he's Spiderman?
Wee...-jay
[ July 01, 2004, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ] |