Who would in a fight of the bastardizations? The new Bugs Bunny, or Paris Hilton Samus Aran?
What is up with this? And they're leaving out about 3/4 of the cast (although I guess that's a very good thing).
I heard Bugs Bunny is being renamed Buzz Bunny. Whoever thought this up obviously likes sex toys, and telling them to go screw themselves wouldn't be asking them to do much out of the ordinary.

Where are these lemmings going? The
Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!