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Yoshimaster007 · 03-31-2003, 10:46 PM

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Super Mario Sunshine

THIS GAME IS THE ****TT!1111 MAIEOR IS CARRYING ARODUHDN TSHS ST00PID WATTER TNAKSN THTEAT SH--TS TEH STUPID WATERT ATHA TEH STUPID FAG0-T PURPELAFD PPL THSI IS THE STU0PIDEST GAJMEA EVURR X-BOX IS 1337 W00T MAIROA IS SUXX0RS DOOD1111 AALLLZ HYS GAMESS SUXX0RS BYU HAOLO FUGGAT1111

Ok, real bad review...

Super Mario Sunshine

With this game, Nintendo officially threw out everything that was Mario. The only real Mario characters here are Mario, Peach, Toad(or something like him), and Yoshi(who has been mutated and deformed beyond recognition). Everyone else looks like the sort of bruised and rotten fruit grocery stores throw out, but in a kind of crappy cell shading.

But, SURELY the PLOT must be good!... nope, sorry my friend. Mario goes to an island for a vacation(forget Dinosaur Land people, this is Delfino Island). There, the stupid bumpkins mistake him for a liquid kind of a Mario impersonater, who barely looks like Mario at all. Now, Mario has to clean up the impersonater's mess with a hose. Are you getting this?? Now Mario's a janitor! I thought he was a plumber, but no, a janitor.

There are all sorts of stupid, nonsensicle plot twists in this game, like the liquid Mario turning out to be someone else, Bowser showing up(and his story doesn't fit in the Mario timeline either) and so on.

And as if the game couldn't get any worse, the camera angle is terrible, Mario is high on helium, the controls are hardly as good as SM64's, and the graphix suck. Trust me, if you want a Mario game for your Gamecube, buy SSB Melee or wait for Super Mario 128.

03-31-2003, 10:46 PM	#16
Yoshimaster007 Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: At the center of the Earth... on natural magnets. Posts: 2,130 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,207.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,707.00 Donate	^Kewl! i wanna impersonate a brainless X-box fanboy!! Super Mario Sunshine THIS GAME IS THE ****TT!1111 MAIEOR IS CARRYING ARODUHDN TSHS ST00PID WATTER TNAKSN THTEAT SH--TS TEH STUPID WATERT ATHA TEH STUPID FAG0-T PURPELAFD PPL THSI IS THE STU0PIDEST GAJMEA EVURR X-BOX IS 1337 W00T MAIROA IS SUXX0RS DOOD1111 AALLLZ HYS GAMESS SUXX0RS BYU HAOLO FUGGAT1111 Ok, real bad review... Super Mario Sunshine With this game, Nintendo officially threw out everything that was Mario. The only real Mario characters here are Mario, Peach, Toad(or something like him), and Yoshi(who has been mutated and deformed beyond recognition). Everyone else looks like the sort of bruised and rotten fruit grocery stores throw out, but in a kind of crappy cell shading. But, SURELY the PLOT must be good!... nope, sorry my friend. Mario goes to an island for a vacation(forget Dinosaur Land people, this is Delfino Island). There, the stupid bumpkins mistake him for a liquid kind of a Mario impersonater, who barely looks like Mario at all. Now, Mario has to clean up the impersonater's mess with a hose. Are you getting this?? Now Mario's a janitor! I thought he was a plumber, but no, a janitor. There are all sorts of stupid, nonsensicle plot twists in this game, like the liquid Mario turning out to be someone else, Bowser showing up(and his story doesn't fit in the Mario timeline either) and so on. And as if the game couldn't get any worse, the camera angle is terrible, Mario is high on helium, the controls are hardly as good as SM64's, and the graphix suck. Trust me, if you want a Mario game for your Gamecube, buy SSB Melee or wait for Super Mario 128.