Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 8. One to do it and 7 to brag about how much better they could do it.
Q: How do you get a guitarist to shut up?
A: Put music in front of him.
And my personal favorite:
Q: What did it say on the bluesman's grave?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning." |