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ANDROSS · 03-08-2003, 09:30 AM

Metroid Prime
This game got all 10s from EGM if I remember correctly.WHAT ARE THEY SMOKING?!It's made by a bunch of hicks who probably haven't played a metroid game in their life.They tried to make a Halo sequel,is what they did.The plot is a pathetic excuse to go around in a huge boring landscape blasting stupid looking fungus men.The enemies are seriously stupid.I was waiting for one to come up to me and say "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER EARTHLING".It would be more fun trying to control a square shaped bowling ball than this rubbish.This "game" is far too easy.It even gives you a autolock feature.What the heck.This is a FPS,not...A Mario game!Even mario games don't have autolock.This game almost put me to sleep.Wow.Ice laser.Wow.Regular laser.Wow.electric laser.Excuse me while I jump for joy.I wanted to dig my eyes out with an ice pick while playing this game and you will too,if you play this smoldering piece of trash.

How was that?

03-08-2003, 09:30 AM	#2
ANDROSS Andross, when you want your account back, IM Jay. Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: OH MY GOD MY VEINS HAVE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY A SPY MOOSE!!I AM FROM THE FUTURE! Posts: 9,773 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 579.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,079.00 Donate	Metroid Prime This game got all 10s from EGM if I remember correctly.WHAT ARE THEY SMOKING?!It's made by a bunch of hicks who probably haven't played a metroid game in their life.They tried to make a Halo sequel,is what they did.The plot is a pathetic excuse to go around in a huge boring landscape blasting stupid looking fungus men.The enemies are seriously stupid.I was waiting for one to come up to me and say "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER EARTHLING".It would be more fun trying to control a square shaped bowling ball than this rubbish.This "game" is far too easy.It even gives you a autolock feature.What the heck.This is a FPS,not...A Mario game!Even mario games don't have autolock.This game almost put me to sleep.Wow.Ice laser.Wow.Regular laser.Wow.electric laser.Excuse me while I jump for joy.I wanted to dig my eyes out with an ice pick while playing this game and you will too,if you play this smoldering piece of trash. How was that?