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supperdish · 04-04-2003, 06:41 PM

About time I do one of these in my own topic:

Super Mario Brothers 3

WTF. They call this Miyafucto's greatest creation, and all it is are 2 fat ugly Italian plumpers who jump on walking turtles and mushrooms, and at the end try to make a "gamble" for items. My ass.

The graphics made my have to get glasses and contacts. It's that bad. And we all know that graphics make the world go round. SO WHY CANT NINNYTENDO MAKE SOME QUAZI-QUALITY GRAPHICS?! WTF!

The ending is crap. This load of sh*t is the ending. After you beat a turtle that stands up (Good usage of actual info, Nintendo.

) and fires hammers at you, and you die. NINTENDO HAS MARMOSETS AT THE CONTROLS. Oh, and the turtle has spikes on his shell. HOW SCARY! -_-. After you kill him with a RACCOON TAIL. (What in the heck are they smoking? Weed crack?) You meet a clay object this is somehow supposed to be a princess. Kill me now.

The thing that gave this 7 faces instead of 8 is the KIDS AND THE "DOOM"SHIPS. The 7 kids of Bowser (Oh he's horny. Get it?) and they control huge warships. THIS ALONE IS THE ONLY GOOD PART.)

All in all, avoid as much as possible. If you actually play this game, you may want to play a game more your level, perhaps like Mario is Missing. Of course, THAT'LL take you a couple decades. All in all: Mario sucks. If you like Mario, you suck.

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So how was that? ^_^

04-04-2003, 06:41 PM	#20
supperdish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: +3><@$ Gender: Posts: 4,033 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,563.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,063.00 Donate	About time I do one of these in my own topic: Super Mario Brothers 3 WTF. They call this Miyafucto's greatest creation, and all it is are 2 fat ugly Italian plumpers who jump on walking turtles and mushrooms, and at the end try to make a "gamble" for items. My ass. The graphics made my have to get glasses and contacts. It's that bad. And we all know that graphics make the world go round. SO WHY CANT NINNYTENDO MAKE SOME QUAZI-QUALITY GRAPHICS?! WTF! The ending is crap. This load of sh*t is the ending. After you beat a turtle that stands up (Good usage of actual info, Nintendo. ) and fires hammers at you, and you die. NINTENDO HAS MARMOSETS AT THE CONTROLS. Oh, and the turtle has spikes on his shell. HOW SCARY! -_-. After you kill him with a RACCOON TAIL. (What in the heck are they smoking? Weed crack?) You meet a clay object this is somehow supposed to be a princess. Kill me now. The thing that gave this 7 faces instead of 8 is the KIDS AND THE "DOOM"SHIPS. The 7 kids of Bowser (Oh he's horny. Get it?) and they control huge warships. THIS ALONE IS THE ONLY GOOD PART.) All in all, avoid as much as possible. If you actually play this game, you may want to play a game more your level, perhaps like Mario is Missing. Of course, THAT'LL take you a couple decades. All in all: Mario sucks. If you like Mario, you suck. - - - - - So how was that? ^_^