For the love of all that is fluffy and cuddly, people. I don't view Earthbound as the game cartridge embodyment of all that is wrong and defiled with the world. That would be Metal Mech, with the GBC Lemmings as its faithful cohort. I may have a mild distaste for Earthbound, but there's about twenty other games I'd lob into a wood chipper before Earthbound. Harmony of Dissonance (eBay value plummeted after the release of the Castlevania 2-Pack. Not only did everyone get to play it, but they also got to experience how terrible it was), Lament of Innocence, Phantasy Star III, and Pikmin 2 just to name a few.

Where are these lemmings going? The
Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!