Um, people.... please try to make your reviews make sense. I mean, people will only laugh at them if they make sense. Here's a hint: take the most common and notorious problems with a game, then bash and blow them all out of proportion. Like this:
Unbloated: In Metroid, Samus shoots beams that disappear after several feet.
Bloated: Look at this! Samus shoots little B-b's that barely make it past her nose! And this is supposed to take place in the future??!
Yeah, something like that. I wish Motley Crue would post in this topic, since he did the original... |