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The Lava Level Lifeguard · 02-22-2006, 07:37 PM

Okay, ever see one of those stuffed creatures in the claw machine, and it's just-a-smilin' at ya with those big doe eyes and ya think: I want it! I want it! But they're all packed in there like a buncha immigrants smugglin' themselves across the border in those crates and ya KNOW you're not gonna win one, but you play anyways?

Okay, so! I have outdone even the mighty Shigeru Miyamoto and come up with a way to expand gaming thrills to every man, woman, and child on the planet! Oh yes, I have! Picture, if you will: Happy Happy Fun Grab n Go Claw Machines nestled into every supermarket, drugstore, and Taco Bell in the country!

One small addition, though...in my case I would kinda, um...pack priceless ancient museum-quality artifacts inside each claw machine...Now- how's THAT for a prize?

That's right...mixed in with all the stuffed elephants, smiling leprechauns, beanie babies and what have you, we have (gasp) Ming Dynasty statuettes, vintage Egyptian scrolls, maybe a few ancient ceramic 750 BC Greek dishes thrown in there...hoo, baby! In addition to every Joe off the street, you'll get 70 year old museum curators playing, librarians, archeologists dressed up like flippin' Indiana Jones, College deans, you name it! They'll be lining up for miles!

Now...just to letya know that this is not EXTREMELY loony...(its exactly loony) bulletproof glass for each claw machine is a given, as is your standard heavily armed security guard...also a given is your customary faulty and highly arthritic piece-of-crap claw which pretty much cannot pick up a single darned thing to save its own life!

So priceless relics in claw machines- does this all seem pretty outlandish to ya? Hmm now does it? Well in a few months when you're hunched over my Happy Happy Fun Grab n Go Claw Machine with your eyes all bugged out and tryin' ta win the flippin' holy grail on your last dollar, we'll see who's Mr. Smarty Smartguy then, won't we?

And our motto? Indiana...let it go. LET IT GO. (if you can)

02-22-2006, 07:37 PM	#1
The Lava Level Lifeguard Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: BrinkaWillow, Florida Posts: 26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,089.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,589.00 Donate	Happy Happy Fun Grab n Go! Okay, ever see one of those stuffed creatures in the claw machine, and it's just-a-smilin' at ya with those big doe eyes and ya think: I want it! I want it! But they're all packed in there like a buncha immigrants smugglin' themselves across the border in those crates and ya KNOW you're not gonna win one, but you play anyways? Okay, so! I have outdone even the mighty Shigeru Miyamoto and come up with a way to expand gaming thrills to every man, woman, and child on the planet! Oh yes, I have! Picture, if you will: Happy Happy Fun Grab n Go Claw Machines nestled into every supermarket, drugstore, and Taco Bell in the country! One small addition, though...in my case I would kinda, um...pack priceless ancient museum-quality artifacts inside each claw machine...Now- how's THAT for a prize? That's right...mixed in with all the stuffed elephants, smiling leprechauns, beanie babies and what have you, we have (gasp) Ming Dynasty statuettes, vintage Egyptian scrolls, maybe a few ancient ceramic 750 BC Greek dishes thrown in there...hoo, baby! In addition to every Joe off the street, you'll get 70 year old museum curators playing, librarians, archeologists dressed up like flippin' Indiana Jones, College deans, you name it! They'll be lining up for miles! Now...just to letya know that this is not EXTREMELY loony...(its exactly loony) bulletproof glass for each claw machine is a given, as is your standard heavily armed security guard...also a given is your customary faulty and highly arthritic piece-of-crap claw which pretty much cannot pick up a single darned thing to save its own life! So priceless relics in claw machines- does this all seem pretty outlandish to ya? Hmm now does it? Well in a few months when you're hunched over my Happy Happy Fun Grab n Go Claw Machine with your eyes all bugged out and tryin' ta win the flippin' holy grail on your last dollar, we'll see who's Mr. Smarty Smartguy then, won't we? And our motto? Indiana...let it go. LET IT GO. (if you can)