(stares off into space, humming and smiling) Hmm? I can't heeeaaar ya, because I only speak a special money language! Ever hear Gwen Stefani on the end of "Luxurious" when she's talking about "cha-ching! cha-ching!" Well, she was talking MY talk! (As a matter of fact whenever I go grocery shopping I have to write the foodlist down on a check just to get myself to pay attention, so on the line where it says "Payable in the amount of" there's like, avacados and green peas written down the line afterwards.)
But seriously though, Partha Somebody, you've made a good point, okay? Thanks for the input! (and I like to post my wild things just to ponder how people will react)
(thinks for a moment)
Okay, skillfully crafted replicas of relics, then! Hoo hoo! I mean, I remember they used to use a replica for the Mona Lisa to foil the cat burglars, which, of course, is kinda messed up when you think, because people flew 3000 miles just to see a replica, but oh well, they never knew the difference! ( And on top of that my special claw'll make certain nobody wins...) Or, better yet, I'll just rig up a BOXING glove in the stupid thing instead of a claw, and we'll see how people fare then, how about that? |