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Glyph Phoenix · 07-07-2004, 06:03 PM

Ten Ways to Kill a Goomba
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10. Convince it the national plumber's convention is moving to town.
9. Make it watch old episodes of MASH until it explodes.
8. Alternative: Use a different form of "mash".
7. Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into. It will spiral downward into depression, possibly ending in suicide.
6. Alternative: Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into right as it was about to stop the goomba from walking into a pit.
5. Stand it on its head. It will continue to try to walk. Okay, so it won't kill it. It's really funny to watch, though! (This works with Koopa Troopas too!)
4. Read from the dictionary for several hours and bore it to death.
3. Alternative: If you get bored reading the dictionary to the goomba, you can just stand in front of it and drop the dictionary. That solves your problem.
2. Re-enact a scene from Mortal Kombat. Now you have a nice, squishy landing if you mess up.
1. Hollow it out, and you can make your own Mario themed couch cushion, footstool, or beanbag chair. Be creative.

07-07-2004, 06:03 PM	#54
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,826.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,326.00 Donate	Ten Ways to Kill a Goomba ------------------------- 10. Convince it the national plumber's convention is moving to town. 9. Make it watch old episodes of MASH until it explodes. 8. Alternative: Use a different form of "mash". 7. Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into. It will spiral downward into depression, possibly ending in suicide. 6. Alternative: Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into right as it was about to stop the goomba from walking into a pit. 5. Stand it on its head. It will continue to try to walk. Okay, so it won't kill it. It's really funny to watch, though! (This works with Koopa Troopas too!) 4. Read from the dictionary for several hours and bore it to death. 3. Alternative: If you get bored reading the dictionary to the goomba, you can just stand in front of it and drop the dictionary. That solves your problem. 2. Re-enact a scene from Mortal Kombat. Now you have a nice, squishy landing if you mess up. 1. Hollow it out, and you can make your own Mario themed couch cushion, footstool, or beanbag chair. Be creative.