| You people have no imagination. See, if I were a Jedi, I'd have a black lightsaber, and then I'd draw all over my Jedi outfit in UV-sensitive ink. Then, when I was going into battle, I'd turn on my blacklight-saber, and all these awesome glowing skulls and lightning bolts and tribal designs would appear on my robe. That'd be sweet.
I'd also tamper with the beam length and aperture settings on my saber, so that it would have a blade some forty feet long. That way, I'd be able to beat the crap out of enemy Jedi without them getting close enough to hurt me. Ooh, and I'd make the blade two feet wide, so it'd be easy to block laser beams. I'd be the best Jedi ever. __________________
Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president |