| I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering...
*Shoot*
*EXPLODE*
He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them.
The end. |