| ^Shoot two blasters at once. Stupid Jedi has to decide which blast to deflect and which one to eat. Or, hey, get a gun with multiple barrels that shoot at the same time (like the repeater in 'SW: Dark Forces'). That'd take care of a Jedi, proper.
If I were a Jedi, I'd carry around my lightsaber mostly for show; I'd dispense justice with a 12-gauge shotgun. __________________
Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president |