Spoiler Below My name is not Anna.
Nor is it Britney.
I've never been called Chloe.
I wasn't christened Dorothy.
I like Elizabeth, but that's not it, either.
Fiona is a Princess in Shrek... not me.
I never answer to Grace...
Eh, I certainly am not a Helen.
Nor do I suit the name Isabella.
My parents didn't consider Judy.
I never thought I'd be a Kylie.
I think Lily is cool, but that's not it.
I don't fit Marcie.
And I never act like Nicole.
I don't answer to Olga.
I like Poppy, but I wasn't named that.
And Queenie is certainly not me.
I wasn't baptised Roberta.
Stevie is a name I've used, but not mine
I never thought about being a Tracey.
I suddenly got lazy...
U, V, W, X, Y, Zee...
Hi.
