A dubious honor.
Quote:
| "Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean." |
Aside from the outright lack of punctuation, that would actually be a good start for a spoof. I could totally see Leslie Neilsen saying something like that.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"