Wolfenstein 3D
THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
THE POINT IS YOU'RE SOME HOMIE WITH A NAME I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IN WW2 GOING AFTER HITLER! HOW STUPID! THE STORY IS TOO REAL TO BE FUN!!!
THE GRAPHIX SUCK! IT'S NOT 3D,THE WALLS ARE 3D,BUT THE ENEMY NAZIS AREN'T!!!
THE WEAPONS SUCK!!! WHAT'S THIS STUPID 'LUGER' I HAVE? I'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN LIKE THAT HERE IN THE US,SO IT'S NOT A REAL GUN!!! THE WEAPONS ARE LIKE WORTHLESS MAN. THE MACHINE GUNS SUCK,THE 'LUGER' SUCKS,HELL,EVEN THE ROCKET LAUN-WAIT,I MEAN,'THE PUNCHERFIST',ER THE 'PAZERSNOUT' I MEAN,'POCKYJOCKY'... AW SCREW IT!!! I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WEAPONS,SO THEY AUTOMATICLY SUCK!!
NOW THE GOOD PARTS,WHEN YOU KILL A NAZI YOU CAN EAT THEIR GUTS IF YOU'RE UNDER 10 HEALTH!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! GUTS!!!! ME LIKEY!
HITLER'S TOO ****IN' HARD TO KILL!!!! HE HAS 4 ****IN' CHAINGUNS!!!! 4! 4 CHAINGUNS!!
ALL IN ALL,THIS GAME SUCKS COMPAIRED TO THE GODLY HALO!!! HALO PWNZ J00!!111
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Yes,I know the Luger is a german handgun. I was just imitating some moron around me who hated this game.