| Bizarro Bender: Bite my glorious golden ass!
Wooden Bender: Bite my primative wooden ass!
Farnsworth: So that would be what would have happened if I invented the finglonger.
Fry: So I'm free to go into the store, use the discount card, and resign from the Army today?
Recruit officer: Absolutely. Except if war were declared.
(Fry and Bender sign up, sirens go off)
Fry: What was that?
Recruit officer: War were declared.
Bender: Hey sexy? Wanna kill all humans?
Amazonian: The men will be sentenced to death: By Snu-snu!
Scruffy: I don't think I've seen her so down. Or ever before.
Leela: Can I go out now?
Morris: Not until you finish your Tequila!
Zapp: Kif? What's the lowest position in the army?
Kif: Being your assistant, sir.
Zapp: NO! Being YOUR assistant!
Cubert: That's impossible! This ship can't travel any faster than the speed of light!
Farnsworth: I know! That's why scientists increased the speed of light!
-CSM |