| (Two Nintendo security guards walk toward the stranger)
Guard #1: Say fellow, who are you?
???: None of your business! I must catch up with Miyamoto.
Guard #2: We heard Miyamoto-san say, and I quote, "I don't even know you."
???: You heard wrong, so let in inside or I'll...I'll
Guard #2: You'll...you'll...you'll
???: I'll...I'll...I'll
Guard #1: Please...please...please...shut the HACK up!
(Guard #1 covers mouth)
Guard #2: Let's hope none of our superiors heard that, my friend.
???: There is no need to fret about a little visit to Yamauchi's office, all you need is the fret about is a little pain by way of the HACK.
Guard #2: The what?
???: Too late, dumb-dumb!
(pulls out the HACK)
Guard #1: Wow, all from a fellow who was apparently asleep after "The Motherbrain" announced his retirement.
???: Who is this "Motherbrain" you speak of?
(Guard #2 pulls out Magikoopa's wand)
Guard #2: Too late, dumb-dumb!
(Transforms "???" into...)
Guard #1 and #2: Holy Higginbotham! You're Willy Higginbotham!
Higginbotham: Ah-ha, I knew someone would recognize me from television documentaries and the Internet. Bow down to the creator of "Tennis for Two."
To Be Continued....
Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto...
Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy!
Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir.
Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed!
Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog. |